Leo no, don’t release Valentino out into the wild. Leo no. You’re going to give people heart attacks.
Che? I’m afraid I do not understand.
there is not one search term here that isn’t magical
i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me
did a ghost do my taxes. i’m scared of eating ribbons.
This may be the most hilarious list ever.
"am I old enough to walk"
A few reports on Glasgow/George Square this afternoon/tonight for those who want more basic info, see I saved you typing things into search:
(Not a whole lot of info or clarity admittedly; not saying I’m an avid fan of these media in particular. …And if you want to read the more colourful Daily Mail account you’re welcome to google it.)
The Indepdent: More detail and order of events, but only up til 9.30pm.
but, wow, looks like I found the insultingly-underplaying-everything reportage, courtesy of Channel 4. I particularly enjoy the bit where he says casually a “crowd of a couple thousand roved around”, and where he says smugly he doubts there will be many more arrests than the one he saw (Police Scotland confirms three, as of four hours ago.) ugh.
oohh I really need to write that APH Russia and Shostakovich fic sometime……….